March 19, 2009
Well, there it is. Expand-a-belly in all its glory. I'm starting to wonder at what point I should start covering that thing up for its photo session because I mean eventually, no one's going to want to see that, right? Or maybe it will hold a morbid fascination kind of like a car wreck that will only get better as it grows more and more gigantic over the coming weeks.
Personally, I'm just amazed that I can still button most of my jeans. I guess that's an unexpected perk of the ultra low-rise ass-crack revealing fashions that are so popular with the kids these days. Could be a great selling point for teenage moms: six months in to your pregnancy they'll still fit!!